Heard the state of our union was strong. Now I dont have to vote no more. Time to drink.
i break horses
Forgive me father Bowie, for I have sinned…
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Apparently, the tomahawk-chopping Seminoles beat the Fightin’ Irish in the battle of the racist stereotypes last night. #collegefootball
Your TODAY IN RAGNAROK UPDATE
For 12/25/2011:
“Last. Christmas. Ever.”
Merry XMAS to all, and to all a good GLOBAL SUPERPOCALYPSE
That is all.
At least I’ll be facing it in a new sweater.
you should iron your pants for your family gatherings guys. your moms will be so proud of you.
Thanks Banksy!
Dear Salvation Army Bell Ringer, perhaps you shouldn’t curse so much?
RT @alyankovic: Weird Al Eats It #PredictYourOwnDeathHeadline
The “Do Not Disturb” sign is in the shape of a sock, for hanging on the doorknob.
(Source: ogod-theaftermath, via dminkin)
“ And that’s sort of where it all fell apart, or where Taylor did anyway. Using the terms of a botched horse race: If Lisa saying, “I was hurt you didn’t invite me to that awards luncheon” was the pistol one customarily fires before saying “And they’re off,” Taylor was the horse she accidentally shot. But she didn’t die — Taylor just sort of got spooked, and then the rest of the event was heartbreaking because you had to watch a wounded animal suffer and palpitate, and then accuse everyone within its wingspan of trying to hurt it. I think I changed a horse into a bird just now … unless I was referring to a Pegasus the whole time! But my point rings true for all species. I’ve taken my cat to the vet in the past, and because she’s so scared, she tries not only to attack the doctor, but to bite me as well. And I feed her! I have an adorable screensaver as proof!
Julie Klausner, who is phenomenal, despite the fact that I have no knowledge of the Housewives she describes.
RT @SkeevythePuppet: .@scharpling If the puppet rejects your proposal, do I live? RT if you want me to live.
NBA Lockout trading cards
Flamboyant!
I just wish the Tea Partiers had chosen the other available alternative - The Boston Massacrees.
