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December 2012
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JE SHIRT COMPANY OFFICIAL BLOG: A Farewell to a... →
jeshirt: Dear Customers, It is with great sadness that I can confirm the news we alluded to last night on Twitter: JeShirt has suffered a devastating loss as Leonard Pilk, our newly-appointed C.F.O., has passed. There have been a lot of rumors swirling and I would like to clear some things up…
Dec 7th
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November 2012
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Tyromancy
justsayjolie: ingridrichter: Divination by the coagulation of cheese. The Encyclopedia of Witchcraft and Demonology by Rossell Hope Robbins, 1969. Such a delight! Also I would like that book for Christmas please. So much better than tea leaves.
Nov 17th
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October 2012
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The most important Grantland article of all time. →
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February 2012
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Feb 25th
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You Should Eat a Gas Station Burrito
Gas station burrito is where you get a burrito at a restaurant, but that restaurant is actually in a gas station, called Grampy’s Gas, right across from the hospital. It’s called Villa Mexico, which I’m fairly certain means Mexico Town. I tried gas station burrito on the recommendation of a friend, and it was very tasty. It’s one of those burritos where they grill it after it’s rolled,...
Feb 20th
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You should roll that shit uphill, like Sisyphus.
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January 2012
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Heard the state of our union was strong. Now I dont have to vote no more. Time to drink. 
Jan 25th
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December 2011
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Apparently, the tomahawk-chopping Seminoles beat the Fightin’ Irish in the battle of the racist stereotypes last night. #collegefootball
Dec 31st
Your TODAY IN RAGNAROK UPDATE
areasofmyexpertise: For 12/25/2011: “Last. Christmas. Ever.” Merry XMAS to all, and to all a good GLOBAL SUPERPOCALYPSE That is all. At least I’ll be facing it in a new sweater.
Dec 25th
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you should iron your pants for your family gatherings guys. your moms will be so proud of you.
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Dec 18th
Dear Salvation Army Bell Ringer, perhaps you shouldn’t curse so much?
Dec 18th
RT @alyankovic: Weird Al Eats It #PredictYourOwnDeathHeadline
Dec 16th
The “Do Not Disturb” sign is in the shape of a sock, for hanging on the doorknob.
Dec 6th
Craigslist wins. →
Dec 1st
November 2011
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Nov 24th
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“And that’s sort of where it all fell apart, or where Taylor did anyway. Using...”
– Julie Klausner, who is phenomenal, despite the fact that I have no knowledge of the Housewives she describes. 
Nov 18th
October 2011
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RT @SkeevythePuppet: .@scharpling If the puppet rejects your proposal, do I live? RT if you want me to live.
Oct 28th
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Oct 26th
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I just wish the Tea Partiers had chosen the other available alternative - The Boston Massacrees.
Oct 15th
Lady, you’re tweezing your upper lip while driving, and I think you should have more regard for my safety.
Oct 9th
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September 2011
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New apartment. Too much nudity. Finding a curtain rod has never been more important.
Sep 7th
August 2011
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“Lou Reed’s forthcoming Metallica collaboration is ‘the best thing I...”
– I haven’t heard it, but I’m going to go ahead and disagree. 
Aug 30th
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