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jeshirt: Dear Customers, It is with great sadness that I can confirm the news we alluded to last night on Twitter: JeShirt has suffered a devastating loss as Leonard Pilk, our newly-appointed C.F.O., has passed. There have been a lot of rumors swirling and I would like to clear some things up…
justsayjolie: ingridrichter: Divination by the coagulation of cheese. The Encyclopedia of Witchcraft and Demonology by Rossell Hope Robbins, 1969. Such a delight! Also I would like that book for Christmas please. So much better than tea leaves.
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You Should Eat a Gas Station Burrito
Gas station burrito is where you get a burrito at a restaurant, but that restaurant is actually in a gas station, called Grampy’s Gas, right across from the hospital. It’s called Villa Mexico, which I’m fairly certain means Mexico Town. I tried gas station burrito on the recommendation of a friend, and it was very tasty. It’s one of those burritos where they grill it after it’s rolled,...
You should roll that shit uphill, like Sisyphus.
Heard the state of our union was strong. Now I dont have to vote no more. Time to drink.
Apparently, the tomahawk-chopping Seminoles beat the Fightin’ Irish in the battle of the racist stereotypes last night. #collegefootball
Your TODAY IN RAGNAROK UPDATE
areasofmyexpertise: For 12/25/2011: “Last. Christmas. Ever.” Merry XMAS to all, and to all a good GLOBAL SUPERPOCALYPSE That is all. At least I’ll be facing it in a new sweater.
you should iron your pants for your family gatherings guys. your moms will be so proud of you.
Dear Salvation Army Bell Ringer, perhaps you shouldn’t curse so much?
RT @alyankovic: Weird Al Eats It #PredictYourOwnDeathHeadline
The “Do Not Disturb” sign is in the shape of a sock, for hanging on the doorknob.
Craigslist wins. →
And that’s sort of where it all fell apart, or where Taylor did anyway. Using...– Julie Klausner, who is phenomenal, despite the fact that I have no knowledge of the Housewives she describes.
RT @SkeevythePuppet: .@scharpling If the puppet rejects your proposal, do I live? RT if you want me to live.
I just wish the Tea Partiers had chosen the other available alternative - The Boston Massacrees.
Lady, you’re tweezing your upper lip while driving, and I think you should have more regard for my safety.
New apartment. Too much nudity. Finding a curtain rod has never been more important.
Lou Reed’s forthcoming Metallica collaboration is ‘the best thing I...– I haven’t heard it, but I’m going to go ahead and disagree.