Pink cupcake with the plastic high-heel shoe decorating the frosting, I am still going to eat you.
Girl at the brunch spot, who paid a half hour ago but is still seated, I am standing behind you, staring angrily at the back of your head.
One legged man at the pool, I surreptitiously watch you hop to the water daily, and root for you not to fall. Glad you make it every time!
Sign of spring: Neighbors roasting a pig in the backyard.