April 2011
12 posts
THERE IS A LOT OF INTERESTING STUFF ON THE INTERNET TODAY! THEY SHOULD PROBABLY START CALLING IT THE “INTEREST”-NET!
LULZ!
“You know what the appreciation with soccer is? They have an uncanny skill level,...”
– Kevin Garnett, talking to The Denim Kit about his love of everybody else’s football. (via bethlehemshoals)
I went out and bought some cheese, and then I added a bottle of cheep red wine. I think I’m going to put it on lasagna later. What did you ever do?
Remember when you used to look at this job hunt as the new flowering of a verdant age of opportunity? You should look at your friend’s company. The only job available involves sitting in the back of a van from 7pm to 6am, but you’re tempted, because after a decade of accruing knowledge, you’ve realized you’re going to need some skills to go with it.
I will start my sandwich.
I think I will start my career as a party planner today. Here. Have a nice, warm, Miller Lite?
My doctor cleared me to _____ today. I think I will make sure to _____ later.
There’s nothing quite like enjoying my freshly-made hummus while the stale scent of my neighbor’s smoking habit wafts in through my window.
March 2011
10 posts
I’ve decided to live every day like it’s my first. This means I will drool, sleep, and poop a lot.
Biked out for coffee and beer (good times planned!) and some dude in a pickup threw a sandwich at me. Hit me in the neck. Thanks, World!
“IN an article published on The Sun website on January 27 under the headline...”
– Julian Brooker apology | The Sun |Hygiene|Home (via dminkin)
I saw CoachTaylor in the Austin Airport today, and my heart skipped a little beat. #cleareyesfullhearts
after you go get coffee, you should get some beer...
For when you need more local flavor than a PBR can give you…
you should get up from your seat
I like going to the bathroom during the flight. I like the part where you get to get up from your seat, stretch your legs, and stand around for a few minutes waiting for the bathroom. A line of two to three people is optimal, except for how, when someone emerges from the bathroom, you have to squash your ass or junk agains somebody unfortunate enough already to be seated in the last row. ...
you should go get your bicycles
The woman was in her robe when I came through her front gate. I told her I was just going to the shed to pick up Phil’s bike. She freaked out a little bit, but we smoothed things out. After that, we all had bicycles.
We rode around Boulder, between bars and parties and the houses where we slept. The locals said it was chilly, but after the New England Winter it felt good to ride...
Wet wipes. For your butt.
Go ride your bicycle with the tires pumped up and your nicest shorts on.
